While doing the day shift some of the locals from across the way came into the store for their daily exercise. Making their way around the store they came upon the rolling clearance rack at sporting goods. This is like candy to a two year old. They deserted on it like a pack of dog on a three legged cat! Dancing around it two of them found a toy called, "Mega Fart". I heard one of them say. " Hey, Man! We can scare the cockroaches out of hiding with this thing!" Yeah! Maybe they will let us have our pellet pistols back!" "We still would have had them if you hadn't shot the duty nurse in the butt last week." She had it coming the other one said. He push the button and loud farting sounds came out of the toy. They both laughed and trotted down to pet supplies to play with the grunting pigs.
I am sitting in the waiting room of the Memphis MECA Center. Dad is having eye surgery at 9 this morning. The MECA Center has free wifi but for some reason my iPad is not connecting. It must be the router protocols. Clear signal but no connection. It's going to be a long wait for I was counting on spending the time on the net. The waiting room has a tv, but it is only on CNN.